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malleteer
malleteer by The Friendly Yellow Letters October 11, 2008
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maplete • Maple Tea • maple teabag • Mapleton • maleted • maplejet • Mapleneck • Maplesexual • Malete • Maleternity Leave
mapletard
A word mainly used in Singapore and Malaysia, made up of the words 'Maple' and 'Retard', to show someone who plays MapleStory to such a great extent that he feels that the whole game is his life, and thus threatens people in other games to 'COME MAPLE LA! WE PLAY KS WAR LA CB' and that sort of thing. Mapletards also tend to stay in groups, so, when you see one Mapletard, it is likely that there are more nearby, and they will ALWAYS stand up for one another, since they like to attack en-masse, because their collective brain power is roughly equivalent to that of a cow. Which is impressive, compared to their own brain power, which can be compared to that of a prawn. It should also be said that if you do happen to encounter a Mapletard, it is important to either kill him, or otherwise dispose of him, since he will attack you for no reason, and will then proceed to KS (Kill Steal) you and start insulting your whole family, e.g, "NB COME LA! WAN FIGHT IS IT! I CALL MY GUILD COME! NB MTF CB! GO SUCK YOUR FATHER COCK LA!" This is just a sentence from a minor Mapletard. The hardcore Mapletards are much worse.
Maleted
To Remove/Block/Mute/Delete/Wipe someone from your friends list, block in chat, etc. When you don't want to hear them, and permenantly remove them from any list you have them associated on.
Shut up or I'm going to Malete you! or You're annoying and you are now formally Maleted
Shut up or I'm going to Malete you! or You're annoying and you are now formally Maleted
Maleted by Goldy Southpaw January 19, 2011
maplejet
maplejet by Mr. Anonymous March 23, 2004
mapleleafweb
a once-popular Canadian political discussion forum associated with the University of Lethbridge in the bible-belt of the province of Alberta. At first Mapleleafweb strove for intelligent discussion carried out under objective rules. In recent years the rules and tone have been changed to give greater advantage for those promoting rightwing views.
Many people who used to post at mapleleafweb.com have been driven away by the increasing favoritism given to rightwing participants.
mapleleafweb by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
Maplesexual
A person who loves Canada, AND only Canada.
Is somewhat related to Amesexual but instead of America it's Canada
- (Random person on internet)
Is somewhat related to Amesexual but instead of America it's Canada
- (Random person on internet)
"Im a Maplesexual!"
Maplesexual by MaypleSyrupManCanada September 2, 2020
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