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thou shant malzer thy cousin
malzer by chris da crazy ukranian December 11, 2006
Words you can keep
Someone that pretends that they can sing or play an instrument. Mainly some 1st grade kids trying to flex.
1: Yo I can sing and play a guitar!
2: No you can't, stop being such a Malzer
1: No no I can!
2: Liar!
Malzer by tRigeL February 18, 2022
Related Words

Matzerbator 

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.
Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"
Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016

west side malvern 

West Side Malvern or commonly referred to as WSM is one of Melbourne's most well know and feared gangs. Run by the leader only known as ICE3. Tags all over Melbourne link to WSM.
West Side Malvern represent yo,
oi cunt have you heard of WSM, Trent and swanny got in.
west side malvern by NETFUX April 15, 2016
A man who distributes penis into other men’s butts, in the same manner a mail man distributes mail into mailboxes.
Johnny is such a maler since he’s always fucking a bunch of different dudes in the booty.
Maler by Anotherlightskin June 21, 2020
Malery is a gorgeous name for a gorgeous person. She is the best friend you could ever have. She will make you laugh when times are tough, and always knows just what to say. Malerys will always be there for you to the end of time. Times with malery are always the best. She is amazing and all around beautiful inside and out. Malerys have a sassy side but they always come around. They love you to the end and if you meet a malery and you become friends, you better be damn grateful because you'll never find anyone better than them. You know you've found yourself a keeper
Guy 1: Damn, who is that??
Guy2: Her? Oh that's Malery!! Isn't she hot?
Guy 1: Oh yeah 100%
malery by Personoftheearth... September 18, 2017

Closet Malder 

Someone who is angry, aka malding, while at same time homosexual, but keeps it on the down low, but everyone already knows they like men
tyler got exposed for being a closet malder
Closet Malder by Wooooozy March 17, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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