malyar 

tall handsome guy who can steal your girl in just a few seconds has dark hair brown eyes.

he looks malyar

malyar by missert February 25, 2022

Mayared 

A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!

check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!

Mayared by Bongoe December 18, 2011

Mahyar

Mahyar is an amazing man. He’s incredibly sweet and good looking. His eyes will just consume you, his smile will make you breathless. If you have a Mahyar in your life, don’t let him go, you’re going to need him.

Friend: hey who is that?
Me: my husband Mahyar.
Friend: damnnnn you’re lucky!!!

Mahyar by Ms.Quacks June 12, 2019

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

malware

software that acts against the best interests of the user often profiting the developer

most of the software in the android app market is malware claiming to be freeware

showing ads in software violates user privacy as ad rendering is "cross domain": the same finite set of ad servers across ALL sites the user ever visits. how is this not malware?

the COST of ads is loss of privacy: this is not in the best interest of the user, this is ANTITHETICAL to free, this is malware per se

any software that shows ads is malware

all adware is malware

malware by FuckMalware June 18, 2011

Madyara 

A relationship between two people who frequently meet each other but yet they are too shy to talk to each other frequently on regular bases in the public , so they take their relationship virtually on the internet using social networks as a way of communicating.

1: Bro did you hear, Mike and Monica are dating !

2: How! I never saw them together ?
1: Ya me too , I guess they are doing it the "Madyara" way , you know they are both pretty shy.

Madyara by Matnam December 28, 2012

MalWare

MalWare (n): The second-hand telecommunications equipment used to implement Australia's half-assed National Broadband Network by Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.

This NBN is full of FTTN MalWare. Thanks Malcolm.

MalWare by IES4LYFE November 22, 2017