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Malboro 72 

Just like a regular Malboro red, but what the hell.. it's like 3 inches long.
Customer : Let me get a box of Malboro Reds.

Indian man : Sorry, we are all sold out

Customer : What the **** kind of **** is this...

Indian man : We do have Malboro 72's though

Customer : Is that a real cigarette?
Malboro 72 by Spezter January 22, 2009
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Malloroy Jasper

“Malloroy Jasper, you are god.”
Malloroy Jasper by Quinn ♡ August 18, 2021
a lazy and/or ignorant and worthless black person
Flava Flav is a malvro.
malvro by rdizzy March 21, 2005
this nasty tenticle thing that's in final fantasy it sucks
look at that green mouth malboro you gone die
malboro by Crissy Snow November 3, 2007
Malboros are fiends from the video-game series Final Fantasy by Square-Enix. They appear in Final Fantasy II, V, VI, VII, VII:CC, VIII, IX, X, X-2, XI and XII and are feared by most players with low-level characters.

Their appearance is usually intimidating, most of them being by far larger than the protagonists, mouth wide open and tentacles (sometimes with multiple eyes) lining their green body.

In the early games they appear in groups, changing their behaviour through the series and appearing solo later on, capable of extinguishing a group of heroes on their own. One of their most dangerous attacks is "Bad Breath", also known as "Sour Mouth" or "Breath", which afflicts one or more members of the party with all kinds of status alignments.

The name can be derived from the latin words mal and boros, meaning bad breath.
Being a Malboro kept in the Imperial City as a Pet by Mme. Zammadria.

Name: Carrot
Age: 8
Gender: Female

Upon a journey to Nalbina to visit her Husband, a member of the Restoration Committee, her dear Carrot escaped and made for its Natural Homeland in the Salikawood. Mme. Zammadria petitioned a hunt for this Mark to avoid unwanted Scandal.
- Final Fantasy XII
Malboro by Obscure Guardian January 28, 2009

Maloroid 

A furry porn artist, recently quit however. Very talented.
Who do you jerk off too?

Maloroid.
Maloroid by Lunaluvsm October 17, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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