Skip to main content
Malouse is the most incredible person in the whole universe you will never ever find someone like Malouse! She’s the bestest friend made of dreams only you could imagine.. she is smart, beautiful and amazing in ever way! Once you meet her you will understand the meaning of life.
Malouse is the best

Malouse is so beautiful I love her with all my heart

Malouse is my best friend so fuck off :)
malouse by Hehehe38 November 22, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Malouse is the most incredible person in the whole universe you will never ever find someone like Malouse! She’s the bestest friend made of dreams only you could imagine.. she is smart, beautiful and amazing in ever way! Once you meet her you will understand the meaning of life.
Malouse is the best

Malouse is so beautiful I love her with all my heart

Malouse is my best friend so fuck off :)
malouse by Hehehe38 November 22, 2021
Malouse is the most incredible person in the whole universe you will never ever find someone like Malouse! She’s the bestest friend made of dreams only you could imagine.. she is smart, beautiful and amazing in ever way! Once you meet her you will understand the meaning of life.
Malouse is MY bestest friend and can only have ONE

Malouse is amazing
malouse by Hehehe38 November 23, 2021

malkused 

1. The act of taking in the ass. I. E. Getting drunk and winding up cornholed. 2. Being married to a well dressed man , only to find out after some kids he is gay.
1. Scott got malkused outside the bar after a few to many pints.

2. Stephanie got malkused after 15 years of marriage and two kids.
malkused by blumpkinpunch October 11, 2016

malusexual 

If you like both Luigi and Mario. (Like bisexual)
Dude I'm Malusexual! I'd totally fuck both Mario AND Luigi!
malusexual by KaiTheFuckingEnby February 18, 2021
To be lied to, dicieved and absolutely fucked.
To be back stabbed. To be told to you face one thing but then to be given the opposite. To be spoken to like you are shit and/or addressed in a way that makes you feel like shit
He was absolutely Maloufed, she cheated on him and lied to him the whole time only to falsely accuse him of domestic violence and take half his money.
Maloufed by James the Maloufed Fool September 26, 2023

maluseless 

Something so useless, it’s actively harmful. A maluseless thing pretends to serve a purpose (or mimic something functional) but offers nothing useful—and often makes life worse just by existing.
“He made a fake poo that smells exactly like real poo, but isn’t even biological. That’s not a prank—that’s just maluseless.”

“The app does nothing but crash and insult you. It’s completely maluseless.”
maluseless by randomguy-2650 July 20, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
Load more