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Malouse is the most incredible person in the whole universe you will never ever find someone like Malouse! She’s the bestest friend made of dreams only you could imagine.. she is smart, beautiful and amazing in ever way! Once you meet her you will understand the meaning of life.
Malouse is the best

Malouse is so beautiful I love her with all my heart

Malouse is my best friend so fuck off :)
malouse by Hehehe38 November 22, 2021
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Malouse is the most incredible person in the whole universe you will never ever find someone like Malouse! She’s the bestest friend made of dreams only you could imagine.. she is smart, beautiful and amazing in ever way! Once you meet her you will understand the meaning of life.
Malouse is the best

Malouse is so beautiful I love her with all my heart

Malouse is my best friend so fuck off :)
malouse by Hehehe38 November 22, 2021
Malouse is the most incredible person in the whole universe you will never ever find someone like Malouse! She’s the bestest friend made of dreams only you could imagine.. she is smart, beautiful and amazing in ever way! Once you meet her you will understand the meaning of life.
Malouse is MY bestest friend and can only have ONE

Malouse is amazing
malouse by Hehehe38 November 23, 2021

malkused 

1. The act of taking in the ass. I. E. Getting drunk and winding up cornholed. 2. Being married to a well dressed man , only to find out after some kids he is gay.
1. Scott got malkused outside the bar after a few to many pints.

2. Stephanie got malkused after 15 years of marriage and two kids.
malkused by blumpkinpunch October 11, 2016

malusexual 

If you like both Luigi and Mario. (Like bisexual)
Dude I'm Malusexual! I'd totally fuck both Mario AND Luigi!
malusexual by KaiTheFuckingEnby February 18, 2021
To be lied to, dicieved and absolutely fucked.
To be back stabbed. To be told to you face one thing but then to be given the opposite. To be spoken to like you are shit and/or addressed in a way that makes you feel like shit
He was absolutely Maloufed, she cheated on him and lied to him the whole time only to falsely accuse him of domestic violence and take half his money.
Maloufed by James the Maloufed Fool September 26, 2023

maluseless 

Something so useless, it’s actively harmful. A maluseless thing pretends to serve a purpose (or mimic something functional) but offers nothing useful—and often makes life worse just by existing.
“He made a fake poo that smells exactly like real poo, but isn’t even biological. That’s not a prank—that’s just maluseless.”

“The app does nothing but crash and insult you. It’s completely maluseless.”
maluseless by randomguy-2650 July 20, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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