malouse

Malouse is the most incredible person in the whole universe you will never ever find someone like Malouse! She’s the bestest friend made of dreams only you could imagine.. she is smart, beautiful and amazing in ever way! Once you meet her you will understand the meaning of life.

Malouse is the best

Malouse is so beautiful I love her with all my heart

Malouse is my best friend so fuck off :)

malouse by Hehehe38 November 22, 2021

Get merch

malouse

Malouse is the most incredible person in the whole universe you will never ever find someone like Malouse! She’s the bestest friend made of dreams only you could imagine.. she is smart, beautiful and amazing in ever way! Once you meet her you will understand the meaning of life.

Malouse is MY bestest friend and can only have ONE

Malouse is amazing

malouse by Hehehe38 November 23, 2021

Get merch

malkused

1. The act of taking in the ass. I. E. Getting drunk and winding up cornholed. 2. Being married to a well dressed man , only to find out after some kids he is gay.

1. Scott got malkused outside the bar after a few to many pints.

2. Stephanie got malkused after 15 years of marriage and two kids.

malkused by blumpkinpunch October 11, 2016

Get merch

malusexual

If you like both Luigi and Mario. (Like bisexual)

Dude I'm Malusexual! I'd totally fuck both Mario AND Luigi!

malusexual by KaiTheFuckingEnby February 18, 2021

Get merch

Maloufed

To be lied to, dicieved and absolutely fucked.
To be back stabbed. To be told to you face one thing but then to be given the opposite. To be spoken to like you are shit and/or addressed in a way that makes you feel like shit

He was absolutely Maloufed, she cheated on him and lied to him the whole time only to falsely accuse him of domestic violence and take half his money.

Maloufed by James the Maloufed Fool September 26, 2023

Get merch

maluseless

Something so useless, it’s actively harmful. A maluseless thing pretends to serve a purpose (or mimic something functional) but offers nothing useful—and often makes life worse just by existing.

“He made a fake poo that smells exactly like real poo, but isn’t even biological. That’s not a prank—that’s just maluseless.”

“The app does nothing but crash and insult you. It’s completely maluseless.”

maluseless by randomguy-2650 July 20, 2025

Get merch