1. The act of taking in the ass. I. E. Getting drunk and winding up cornholed. 2. Being married to a well dressed man , only to find out after some kids he is gay.
1. Scott got malkused outside the bar after a few to many pints.
2. Stephanie got malkused after 15 years of marriage and two kids.
2. Stephanie got malkused after 15 years of marriage and two kids.
by blumpkinpunch January 30, 2016