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1. The act of taking in the ass. I. E. Getting drunk and winding up cornholed. 2. Being married to a well dressed man , only to find out after some kids he is gay.
1. Scott got malkused outside the bar after a few to many pints.

2. Stephanie got malkused after 15 years of marriage and two kids.
by blumpkinpunch October 11, 2016
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