maluseless 

Something so useless, it’s actively harmful. A maluseless thing pretends to serve a purpose (or mimic something functional) but offers nothing useful—and often makes life worse just by existing.

“He made a fake poo that smells exactly like real poo, but isn’t even biological. That’s not a prank—that’s just maluseless.”

“The app does nothing but crash and insult you. It’s completely maluseless.”

maluseless by randomguy-2650 July 20, 2025

Museless 

When you are musically restless

Flipping through your IPOD songs (listening for a moment)and nothing sounds good because you are feeling so museless

Museless by smarkosa July 31, 2009

mouseless 

A term used for people you hate who will Never see an adorable rodent. Like seriously who hates rodents? They're cute!

Dude 1: oh my god dude 3 is so mouseless i hate him
Dude 2: yeah
Dude 3: NOOOOO I WILL NEVER
SEE AN ADORABLE RAT EVER AGAIN D:

mouseless by Ramrodai June 5, 2022

MacUseless 

The auditory or visual brain washing of students with William Shakespear's MacBeth

Class it's time to read MacUseless!
-Senior Fant

MacUseless by Your Momma, Biatches!!!! May 6, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019