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maluseless 

Something so useless, it’s actively harmful. A maluseless thing pretends to serve a purpose (or mimic something functional) but offers nothing useful—and often makes life worse just by existing.
“He made a fake poo that smells exactly like real poo, but isn’t even biological. That’s not a prank—that’s just maluseless.”

“The app does nothing but crash and insult you. It’s completely maluseless.”
maluseless by randomguy-2650 July 20, 2025
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Museless 

Flipping through your IPOD songs (listening for a moment)and nothing sounds good because you are feeling so museless
Museless by smarkosa July 31, 2009
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mouseless 

A term used for people you hate who will Never see an adorable rodent. Like seriously who hates rodents? They're cute!
Dude 1: oh my god dude 3 is so mouseless i hate him
Dude 2: yeah
Dude 3: NOOOOO I WILL NEVER
SEE AN ADORABLE RAT EVER AGAIN D:
mouseless by Ramrodai June 5, 2022

MacUseless 

The auditory or visual brain washing of students with William Shakespear's MacBeth
Class it's time to read MacUseless!
-Senior Fant

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026