maluseless

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Something so useless, it’s actively harmful. A maluseless thing pretends to serve a purpose (or mimic something functional) but offers nothing useful—and often makes life worse just by existing.

“He made a fake poo that smells exactly like real poo, but isn’t even biological. That’s not a prank—that’s just maluseless.”

“The app does nothing but crash and insult you. It’s completely maluseless.”

maluseless by randomguy-2650 July 20, 2025

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Museless

When you are musically restless

Flipping through your IPOD songs (listening for a moment)and nothing sounds good because you are feeling so museless

Museless by smarkosa July 31, 2009

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mouseless

A term used for people you hate who will Never see an adorable rodent. Like seriously who hates rodents? They're cute!

Dude 1: oh my god dude 3 is so mouseless i hate him
Dude 2: yeah
Dude 3: NOOOOO I WILL NEVER
SEE AN ADORABLE RAT EVER AGAIN D:

mouseless by Ramrodai June 5, 2022

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MacUseless

The auditory or visual brain washing of students with William Shakespear's MacBeth

Class it's time to read MacUseless!
-Senior Fant

MacUseless by Your Momma, Biatches!!!! May 6, 2007

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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