maloctopus 

a multifunction word that expresses frustration, stupidity, retardedness, etc. It may also characterize a stupid or lame person or describe something dumb.

"You're a dirty maloctopus!"

"OMG what is she wearing?!? What a maloctopus!"

maloctopus by KiRoThEkOoL October 16, 2011

mactopus 

When 2 people are getting their mack on (making out) & arms are going everywhere like an octopus.

Whoa check out the mactopus! Go Kath!

Kath & Doug are totally mactopussing right now, their arms are everywhere.

mactopus by Spanananna May 22, 2013

moctopus 

An eight-legged creature that pretends he's an octopus but has no suction cups on his tentacles so he's kind of like an eight-legged slippery squid arm Giant. He can't grab anything but he can sure slap the shit out of a lot of stuff. He is soft-spoken underline severe anger issues borderline serial killer.

Chris " no John you don't want to go in that water today"
John " why the hell wouldn't I it's a beautiful damn day"
Chris " you know there's a ton of those moctopusses out there and you know they get ahold of you oh wait, they can't hold on to you but they will slap the shit right out of you... so go ahead"

moctopus by Burnettesss December 16, 2017