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An eight-legged creature that pretends he's an octopus but has no suction cups on his tentacles so he's kind of like an eight-legged slippery squid arm Giant. He can't grab anything but he can sure slap the shit out of a lot of stuff. He is soft-spoken underline severe anger issues borderline serial killer.
Chris " no John you don't want to go in that water today"
John " why the hell wouldn't I it's a beautiful damn day"
Chris " you know there's a ton of those moctopusses out there and you know they get ahold of you oh wait, they can't hold on to you but they will slap the shit right out of you... so go ahead"
by Burnettesss December 16, 2017
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Aug 9 Word of the Day
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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