mallige

An Indian female name meaning ‘Jasmine’. She is usually very skinny and really pretty. She is generally quiet but can be sassy when you get to know her and when someone crushes on her she makes sure that they know that those feelings are NOT mutual. She’s not the girl you’d expect her to be, instead she’s part of a rock band. Practically all the rich boys like her because she is so beautiful and smart.

OMG! She told him that she never liked him anyways! Such a typical Mallige move.

How is Mallige so smart?

by EndGame1000 April 27, 2019

Mallie

Beautiful small confused girl. Bright eyed and loud. She is stunning!! Any boy would be lucky to be with her. She's a girl you'd only find in your dreams.

Boy1: I really need a girlfriend.

Boy 2: Yeah me too, one like Mallie.

Boy1: Agreed.

by Owen777 May 3, 2013

Malligator

A sloppy drunk girl who will stop at nothing to get in your pants. Usually so drunk that you will not want her in your pants. A Malligator lives on a steady diet of whisky and 99 cent tacos.

Watch out, man. There's a Malligator over in that corner

by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011

Mallie

short, shy, caring person, that loves all types of animals. sweet person once you get to know them and they tell hilarious jokes time to time.

boy 1: who is that girl?

boy 2: mallie, i believe
boy 3: never seen her around
boy 2: she’s been in our class since 3rd grade..
boy 1 & boy 3: ohhhh really?

by rae blake December 8, 2017

MalliHerb

noun;

an officer who consistently causes his subordinates to remain on bullshit operations for hours on end; who routinely forgets to pay coworkers; a chronic "mountain out of mole hills" maker.

a grown man who rides a razor scooter.

verb;

to be duped into nonsensical, overly-cautious shenanigans, again for hours on end; to be bamboozled by a Malliherb

Bob kept us on a 2 minute gas leak for over three hours checking every building in the neighborhood. He's the original MalliHerb.

"We stood in the rain all night, then he forgot to pay us for the overtime."
"Damn, you got MalliHerbed"

"I made my self available for overtime last night and my name wasn't given to the aide"
"Damn, you got MalliHerbed".

by mumbleduster August 2, 2019

Malliteracy

A condition in which someone consistently writes words and phrases incorrectly; distinct from Illiteracy in that a malliterate person can read and write but simply gets words and phrases wrong.

Malliteracy usually occurs when a person writes words and phrases he or she has only heard but never read, such as:

1. Alot (instead of "a lot.")
2. Alright (instead of "all right.")
3. One in the same (instead of "one and the same.")
4. Pacifically (instead of, "specifically.")
5. Dominate (used as an adjective instead of "dominant.")
6. Volumptuous (instead of "voluptuous.")

(As an aside, if you read an online dating profile from a woman and she uses both of those last two words in the same profile, the odds are extremely high that she's under 5'5" tall and weighs over 300 lbs)

I had a hell of a time trying to read my friend's email, because his malliteracy made it almost impossible to figure out which words he was trying to use.

by Hellzapoppin' June 26, 2021

maligerant

1. a lazy bastard that fakes injury

2. guys brave enough to hit on underage girls but not brave enough to deal with those who would berate them.

Stop changing the subject, invite the weak incompetant maligerant pussy already.

by Jan January 11, 2004