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parhetic

When a femal wishes to smell just like a french christmas.
"im not going to tie a bar of soap around my neck, thats parhetic."
by jan March 22, 2003
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ascareded

being scared and afraid at the same time
I got ascareded when you told me you were flying into Bagdad!
by Jan June 12, 2003
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crumb-crisp

Difficult, unrewarding, tough or nearly impossible to accomplish. Orson Welles did a commercial spot for frozen peas, during which he was required to say "crumb-crisp coating", at which he remarked, "ooh, that's tough."
Lois: How did the hedge-trimming go?
Nick: It was crumb-crisp, I'll tell you. I had the wrong sized blade and there were many biting flies. But I finished at last.
by Jan August 6, 2004
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ITA

ITA Hillary! It's the perfect time for a woman to run for president.
by Jan September 7, 2003
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maligerant

1. a lazy bastard that fakes injury

2. guys brave enough to hit on underage girls but not brave enough to deal with those who would berate them.
Stop changing the subject, invite the weak incompetant maligerant pussy already.
by Jan January 11, 2004
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Duksie

a Twat on CU
by Jan November 26, 2003
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friends with benefits

two fairly close, or very close friends have the hots for one another. they do have some sort caring for one another, but it is not one of a romantic couple.
a man and a woman who don't enjoy commitment like to fool around with one another because they find each other attractive.
by jan July 20, 2004
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