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mall crawl 

A session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. Sometimes followed up by mass merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.
Adam: Are you going for anonther mall crawl?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?
mall crawl by Olddude March 11, 2009
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Mall Crawler 

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.
"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
Mall Crawler by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

mall crawler 

A four-door Jeep Wrangler, also known as the "Unlimited" model.
Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Sweet! I'll drive...just as long as it isn't raining. I just waxed my mall crawler.
mall crawler by Abraham Linksys September 21, 2012

mall crawling 

walking very slow to an important destination as though it is only a regular mall trip
coach tells her athletes to stop mall crawling and get on the track
mall crawling by asiaj0809469 October 31, 2011

Mall crawlin 

Goin to the mall to hang out with friends
Let’s go mall crawlin
Mall crawlin by Lil lil pp January 18, 2022
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026