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mall crawl 

A session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. Sometimes followed up by mass merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.
Adam: Are you going for anonther mall crawl?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?
mall crawl by Olddude March 11, 2009
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Mall Crawler 

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.
"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
Mall Crawler by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

mall crawler 

A four-door Jeep Wrangler, also known as the "Unlimited" model.
Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Sweet! I'll drive...just as long as it isn't raining. I just waxed my mall crawler.
mall crawler by Abraham Linksys September 21, 2012

mall crawling 

walking very slow to an important destination as though it is only a regular mall trip
coach tells her athletes to stop mall crawling and get on the track
mall crawling by asiaj0809469 October 31, 2011

Mall crawlin 

Goin to the mall to hang out with friends
Let’s go mall crawlin
Mall crawlin by Lil lil pp January 18, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026