mall crawl

A session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. Sometimes followed up by mass merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.

Adam: Are you going for anonther mall crawl?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?

by Olddude March 11, 2009

Mall Crawler

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.

"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"

by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

mall crawler

A four-door Jeep Wrangler, also known as the "Unlimited" model.

Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Sweet! I'll drive...just as long as it isn't raining. I just waxed my mall crawler.

by Abraham Linksys September 21, 2012

mall crawling

walking very slow to an important destination as though it is only a regular mall trip

coach tells her athletes to stop mall crawling and get on the track

by asiaj0809469 October 31, 2011

Mall crawlin

Goin to the mall to hang out with friends

Let’s go mall crawlin

by Lil lil pp January 18, 2022