Malfucktion 

when the condom a guy is using breaks and his woman gets pregnant by accident.

Nicole wasn't ready for the malfucktion... now she is caring for twins.

Malfucktion by B*duB July 6, 2008

Malfucktion 

A word you use when your computer or something related to computer technology has really fucks up.

"This piece of silicon junk had a malfucked!"

Malfucktion by o.O; May 13, 2005

malfucktion 

When technology thwarts your progress, when the internet or your computer doesn’t work.

This annoying website isn’t working, it’s already had several malfucktions today.

malfucktion by Etienne January 16, 2020

Malfucktion 

The act of something electrical not functioning in it's proper manner.

This game is having a major malfucktion.

Malfucktion by Bb3264 October 14, 2016

butthole malfunction 

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

butthole malfunction by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

Remote Malfunction 

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.

Remote Malfunction by Julesheart April 19, 2023

TP malfunction

Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.

Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.

TP malfunction by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012