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Malfcumtion 

Brain orgasm
That guy Remi is such a total desperate soyboy. I wonder if his parents had a malfcumtion and dropped him on his head, maybe he lacks a couple chromosomes.
Malfcumtion by ExcavateUrAth June 29, 2020
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Malfucktion 

when the condom a guy is using breaks and his woman gets pregnant by accident.
Nicole wasn't ready for the malfucktion... now she is caring for twins.
Malfucktion by B*duB July 6, 2008

Malfucktion 

A word you use when your computer or something related to computer technology has really fucks up.
"This piece of silicon junk had a malfucked!"
Malfucktion by o.O; May 13, 2005

malfucktion 

When technology thwarts your progress, when the internet or your computer doesn’t work.
This annoying website isn’t working, it’s already had several malfucktions today.
malfucktion by Etienne January 16, 2020

Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out
"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"
Mystical Malfuction by JimiVamp September 23, 2007

wardrobe malfuntion 

when a piece of clothing falls off exposing urself
they werent supposed to be crotchless panties, i had a wardrobe malfuntion.

Malfucktion 

The act of something electrical not functioning in it's proper manner.
This game is having a major malfucktion.
Malfucktion by Bb3264 October 14, 2016
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