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That guy Remi is such a total desperate soyboy. I wonder if his parents had a malfcumtion and dropped him on his head, maybe he lacks a couple chromosomes.

Malfcumtion by ExcavateUrAth June 29, 2020

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Malfucktion

when the condom a guy is using breaks and his woman gets pregnant by accident.

Nicole wasn't ready for the malfucktion... now she is caring for twins.

Malfucktion by B*duB July 6, 2008

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Malfucktion

A word you use when your computer or something related to computer technology has really fucks up.

"This piece of silicon junk had a malfucked!"

Malfucktion by o.O; May 13, 2005

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malfucktion

When technology thwarts your progress, when the internet or your computer doesn’t work.

This annoying website isn’t working, it’s already had several malfucktions today.

malfucktion by Etienne January 16, 2020

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Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out

"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"

Mystical Malfuction by JimiVamp September 23, 2007

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wardrobe malfuntion

when a piece of clothing falls off exposing urself

they werent supposed to be crotchless panties, i had a wardrobe malfuntion.

wardrobe malfuntion by Gretel Panasonic March 28, 2004

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Malfucktion

The act of something electrical not functioning in it's proper manner.

This game is having a major malfucktion.

Malfucktion by Bb3264 October 14, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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