malentient 

(MAH-LENT-ENT)

1. (V.) misunderstanding a certain type of joke off redit or twitter
2. (Adj.) confused, at unease or strongly worried

1: "I'm feeling Malentient about the test, Mr. Elvectriitve".
2: He looked Malentient about the name Adolf.

malentient by Death_Ritur December 13, 2021

Vickey Malentine 

This is what you would call a guy who wears make up and cry's too much.

Look, Mickey's crying again. What a Vickey Malentine!

Vickey Malentine by Naptown Chaod April 9, 2009

Malintention

Spanglish version of bad intentions.

Anita: I'm sure he had no malintentions .
Ben: ...that's not a real word

Anita: Fuck now I have to define it in urban dictionary.

Malintention by woopsey November 14, 2016

Malentines Day 

Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.

Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?

Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day

Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy

Steve: Malentines Day?

Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.

Malentines Day by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013

malintent 

Compound word: malicious + intentions

i've never seen that girl do any thing nice for anyone without ulterior motives and malintent.

sorry i blew the lid off the surprise party. honestly, i had no malintent.

malintent by RM Augustine May 6, 2007

MALINTENT 

A newly conceived state of the art machine consisting of an array of sensors and scanners that'll invade your privacy like never before, all in the name of spotting would-be terrorists, courtesy of your friends in the government. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear, assuming you don't soil them from exposure to the machine.

MALINTENT is named so because the jerk-offs that the government are have every intent on pretending the 14th Amendment doesn't exist. They claim the emotional sensors can distinguish terrorist from someone about to throw a massive bitch fit, but chances are, you will be questioned and miss your flight.

MALINTENT by Whom it doesn't concern March 8, 2009

Malentines Day 

A day within 2 weeks after Valentines Day where a man can call for his significant other to take him out to dinner to a place of his choice.

"Hey Herb.. What are you up to this friday?"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"

Malentines Day by senorklein February 19, 2010