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a man's scrotum

another word for the ballsack
She chewed on my malebag for about 10 minutes before I spunked.
malebag by Luke L. June 20, 2006
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Malebait 

An attractive underage male. Similar to the female version, only not female. For similarities, see "Jailbait" or any of its other forms, but replace female with male, girl with boy/guy, chick with dude, her with him/he, etc.
Cougar-ette (Female in 20s) #1: Oh, wow! That guy is so hot. I want him.

Cougar-ette #2: Oh no way girl! He looks like he's 15 - that's totes malebait!
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A malbag is a slang term used for a usless person. It is used when a person is so out of place in a situation there is no point in spareing their feelings they are just that stupid
Person1: (talking to Rosslin) you are such a malbag, you can't even go to the toilet yourself.
Rosslin: Can you please at least stand outside the door
Person1: just this once
Malbag by Malbagsupreme July 19, 2019

malebane 

Any phrase similar to "I just want to be friends!" Frequently causes dread in men who haven't learned the futility of unrequited love.
"Hey, baby, wanna fuck?"
"But, I just want to be friends!"
malebane by Plaid September 19, 2003

malebogia 

Supposidly the son of Satan. ooooo Spoooky. Satan scary ladee.
Your mom is malebogia.
malebogia by Alea April 11, 2005
from the drink, malibu, two girls came together, mal, and bag, to create, MALIBAG.
can be used on any two people who are friends.
i love malibag
malibag by oi!bagel July 21, 2009
A malbag is a slang term used for a usless person. It is used when a person is so out of place in a situation there is no point in spareing their feelings they are just that stupid
Person1: (talking toperson 2) you are such a malbag, you can't even go to the toilet yourself.
Person2: Can you please at least stand outside the door
Person1: just this once
Malbag by Malbagsupreme July 19, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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