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Going to sit down in a wooden chair and sitting on your testicles.
My Doctor said I need to stop sitting on my balls. He thinks I'm purposely giving myself The Malectric Chair
by Brett50Cal July 11, 2012

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The embarrassing(and sometimes painful) act of your balls hitting against your thigh or leg while walking or running
Me: Dude, I was running my 5k when my balls started hurting

Friend: Sounds like The Flop-Flop
by Brett50Cal July 11, 2012

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