The Malectric Chair

Going to sit down in a wooden chair and sitting on your testicles.

My Doctor said I need to stop sitting on my balls. He thinks I'm purposely giving myself The Malectric Chair

by Brett50Cal July 13, 2012

The Flop-Flop

The embarrassing(and sometimes painful) act of your balls hitting against your thigh or leg while walking or running

Me: Dude, I was running my 5k when my balls started hurting

Friend: Sounds like The Flop-Flop

by Brett50Cal July 13, 2012