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Maksimo
nje kar qe qihet ne byth dit per di maksimo sus
maksimo by Vetopo January 27, 2022
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Sexy Russian with a bad Boy personality but great heart. Successful and Married family man. Loves motorcycles and cats.
He is so Maksim every womans dream.
MAKSIM by Yamahaxoxo July 19, 2018
A Massimo is a sexy Italian guy who is often strong. He loves to only focus on one girl and will be willing to love her for the rest of his life. Massimo’s attend to be good at quotes and poems (mostly to impress a girl(s)) They can also be quite childish but serious when needed the most. But are almost never insucure!
I’ve been dating a guy named Massimo and it’s everyt said above!!
Massimo by Emma Joy December 19, 2017
He's a whirlwind. The most incredible guy you could ever meet. He's super intelligent but he doesn't fully realise just how smart he is. His loyal like no other, with the most incredible, unique outlook of the world. Once you've met him you can never get him out of your mind, and no other guy could ever come close to how amazing he is. A hard core gamer and a man who wants nothing more but to enjoy life to the full. He knows what he wants and he will surely get it. At times he is misunderstood for being a bad boy, and he is exactly that, but with the purest of hearts and with him you'll be nothing but safe. If you ever find a Maks never let him go ♥️
"That guy Maksim is a real awesome guy"
"You're lucky to know Maks"
Maksim by SSL6 May 20, 2019
A super sweet guy that many desire but not many can have. He's everything that a girl could ever want. Whoever gets him is lucky and they should never let him go!
"Omg is she dating massimo?"
-"yes"

"She's lucky to have him!"
Massimo by Angel2124 August 21, 2016
The sexiest name on earth, usually Russian and very athletic. Really fun to be around and can always make you laugh
you know maksim?" "yeah, he's hella funny" "he pwns
Maksim by thefinalorange March 20, 2011

Maksim Maclean

when you put your hand in a sheeps ass and grabs its poop and eat it.
Maksim Maclean by archer sucks March 21, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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