makity
Makity is a man with a very small penis that is often a bratt. A makity will always find a way to fuck up cooking
makity by Colt the big dicked man November 21, 2023
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Makito
1) a person who says their w/ jap. girls, when in fact, that person is with all guys.
2) a person who hangs out with mexicans
3) a pervert who stares at girls above his standards
4) a tiny sushi boi
5) a survivor from japans earthquake
6) someone who claims to always be busy, however that person is actually at home drawing up hentai to masturbate to or building transformers
2) a person who hangs out with mexicans
3) a pervert who stares at girls above his standards
4) a tiny sushi boi
5) a survivor from japans earthquake
6) someone who claims to always be busy, however that person is actually at home drawing up hentai to masturbate to or building transformers
person 1: he says he's at six flags with likee 6 japanese girls !
person 2: WOWWW LUCKY BISHH~!!!
*see's him at six flags with 6 guys...*
person 1&2: HAHAHHAA GAYY FAGGG, such a makito
person 1: did you call him up yet???
person 2: nahh, he's not picking up...
person 1: WHAT A MAKITO!!!
worker: HELLO, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
person 1:uhhh can i get a 1 mochi?
worker: we have many sizes! wat kind would you want?:) we have a makito size, regular size, and a large(1 inch)
person1: dangg, how big is the makito size then?
worker:not worth it, tooo tinyyy, cant satisfy if you know what i mean..
person 2: WOWWW LUCKY BISHH~!!!
*see's him at six flags with 6 guys...*
person 1&2: HAHAHHAA GAYY FAGGG, such a makito
person 1: did you call him up yet???
person 2: nahh, he's not picking up...
person 1: WHAT A MAKITO!!!
worker: HELLO, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
person 1:uhhh can i get a 1 mochi?
worker: we have many sizes! wat kind would you want?:) we have a makito size, regular size, and a large(1 inch)
person1: dangg, how big is the makito size then?
worker:not worth it, tooo tinyyy, cant satisfy if you know what i mean..
Makito by likesitrough June 28, 2011
Makiya
A beautiful girl who cares about others. Music lover. Talented beyond believe. Still trying to find herself she is on with the ocean. When she likes a guy she devotes all her time to him. She extremely kinky. She has an amazing ass. She looks in the mirror and gazes and her amazing body. She really shy and sensitive she's a sweetheart and never wants to hurt people even tho sometime she has commitment issues
Makiya
A girl who is very funny and crazy and can be weird at times but in a funny way. She always looks in the mirror at herself and says she is thickeven though she is not,But you let her have it. She is an amazing friend and you can never get enough of her but don't treat her wrong or lie because she doesnt take bs and will unfriend you in a heartbeat. She is very pretty and will take ugly pictures of herself for fun and gets jealous easily.
Don't you just wish you had a friend like makiya?
Yea! Of course!
She seems like she woukd be the best friend you could ever have!
Yea! Of course!
She seems like she woukd be the best friend you could ever have!
Makiya by Jamescharles1 April 20, 2019
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