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Make Shift Blumpkin 

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.
Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.
Make Shift Blumpkin by MufinMan November 11, 2007

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's 

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's
Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

Makeshift Patriot 

A makeshift patriot is someone who is manipulated into a sense of patriotism by the media, the government and other sources outside of their own experience. This definition comes from an interpretation of the song by the same name by the artist Sage Francis.
Don't waive your rights with your flags.
Makeshift Patriot by Nicholas Sloan February 12, 2005

makeshift 

"Yeah, my bowl broke so I had to buy some alluminum."
makeshift by Arogarn January 15, 2005

Makeshift gym 

Noun; training program that can be performed in the office or at home, when you are forced to skip the gym because of more important commitments.

Usually you lift anything has a significant weight.
Bro #1: - didn't see You at the gym yesterday, dude!

Bro #2: - I have been stuck at the office till night bro, but I benched the printer, did some push ups and worn out triceps lifting a water gallon.

Bro #1: - You definitely went to the makeshift gym!
Makeshift gym by =Matty HxC= November 14, 2013

makeshift 

"arranging a row of chairs to form a makeshift bed"
makeshift by @sasa_da_gal July 20, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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