jooked

jooked means stabbed

"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"

by ^-^ April 29, 2006

jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008

jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 01, 2007

Jooked

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

by Kadava September 25, 2003

jookes

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.

"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"

by aaaddrriiaannaa June 30, 2006

jook

To stab some one or kinfe them

'Theres No-one around shall i jook this fool?'

'Yeh,dun kno'

by dally BOII December 27, 2008

jooks

To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody

he caught a jooks on that nigga yesterday for his marmot

by j-ReD January 25, 2005