jooked

jooked means stabbed
"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"
by ^-^ April 15, 2006
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jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out
harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.
by jim anthonyg July 11, 2008
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jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".
*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes December 27, 2006
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Jooked

adj.

To be stabbed.
"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro
by Kadava September 25, 2003
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jookes

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.
"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"
by aaaddrriiaannaa June 29, 2006
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jook

To stab some one or kinfe them
'Theres No-one around shall i jook this fool?'

'Yeh,dun kno'
by dally BOII December 27, 2008
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jooks

To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody
he caught a jooks on that nigga yesterday for his marmot
by j-ReD January 25, 2005
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