pooj

a word invented by the two coolest people in the world about several years before other definitions were released. it was spotted as a joke in a word search. its REALLY means the same thing as "awsome!". similar to the word "snoogans".
wow, hot naked women are parading down my street. POOJ!
by Mr. winkles June 22, 2006
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pooj

The sudden expulsion of gas from the anus resulting from the pumping action of a foreign object.
The tainted pooj left unwholesome dingleberries upon his pubis.
by James Schumacher Jr. February 15, 2009
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this is some good pooj
by Ryan Traynor November 14, 2007
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pooj

the cheaper version of the famous colone brand 'Joop'. Originates from Turkey. Smells like sprouts and the inside of an ass..
"I just baught this Pooj from a Turkish man..wait a minute =o This isnt Joop! Its pooj!" dun dun duunn
by Kez April 05, 2005
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-when used as a verb (used without object)
to do something unexpected and uncalled for without remorse

-as an noun
a person who does things only to please or satisfy himself and doesn't care for other's opinions
Verb:
"Look at that fag pooj'ing in the mall"

noun:
"He's such a pooj for saying that in public"
by Mistuh PoJo August 15, 2007
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pooj

One who in general epically fails at any type of game and usually prefers online applet games over more intensive games like Fallout and Crysis, specifically one who loses in games of Starcraft (Brood War/Bloody Stars) even with 5v2 with a computer on the side; this word has now come to include those who lose on a grand scale; also an adjective form of loser
Hey, look at that Pooj - she can't even manage a single kill!
That Pooj is failing on every level.
Making fun of Poojes is frowned upon in this camp.
by Cousin of Pooj the Second February 08, 2009
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Another name for a girl; shortened form of DJ
Pooj, get over here now!
Pooj, how are you doing?
by Lolzerz592458 December 07, 2008
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