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Majestic Man-Crab 

A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.
Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram 

Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.
Being both manly and majestic at the same time
Damn son, that leopard print car was so manestic!
Manestic by WoodFish April 20, 2015

manjestic 

(adj.)Of and pertaining to rare sexiness in a male specimen.
(adv.)The act of having or using one's rare male sexiness.
Did you see Ryan? He looked so manjestic today! (adj.)
Paul walked manjestically into the room. (adv.)
like majestic but cooler and has more sex
wow she’s so manestic😍😍”

”I am literally so manestic rn guys”
manestic by AreYouWharfingMe? December 20, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026