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Quite Simply the Best Women on earth Are named Maigen. Maigen's are typically very Hard headed And Stubborn but very Loving and gentle once you get to know them. They are also Extremely Determined to do what ever is necessary to get what they want. They are very sexy and very cute and innocent looking like the Girl next Door. Every guy seems to want to Date them. Don't let that Fool you though Maigen's Are Extremely Smart and can be independent but deep down they need Lots of love and Attention
You see that Maigen Girl?

O yeah I seen her, Shes Fine
Maigen by MadmikeX3! February 4, 2010
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Maidenless 

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.
Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft
Maidenless by Squambo March 7, 2022
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Maidenless 

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.
Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed
Maidenless by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022
a rare alternate spelling of an Irish name. 'Mairen' means 'sea nymph' or 'pearl of the sea,' according to Irish lore.
Mairen, with her long brown hair flying behind her, pedaled furiously up the hill on her bike.
Mairen by fibonaccimathgenius August 18, 2010
She is a natural beauty with hazel eyes you’ll fall in love with. She is funny and has the best smile on earth. Her character is special. If you don’t know any Migena‘s ..i feel bad for you! They‘re rare but they are amazing! She is loyal and always has your back. I promise you’ll never find a girl like her anymore
1. Migena walking

*Everybody looking and staring at her*

2. Perfect people don‘t exist.

But Migena does exist?..
Migena by Denizonxx July 11, 2019
Mailen is a rare name. So naturally Mailen is a rare, beautiful gem of a human being. She is strong at heart, humble, caring and extremly nice to everyone. She rarely has any enemies, because everyone treasures her company. And she is also a exellent beer drinker! She can easily drink you under the table at parties.

When you meet a Mailen, you feel like home. She takes care of you and you often get a motherhood feeling of her. She’s quite unique, and if you meet a Mailen in your life, concider yourself blessed for life.
« Do you know about Mailen?»
« Did you send it? The mail?»
Mailen by Oyvindhoy January 30, 2020
Maitena is the most amazing, beautiful, wonderful, and lazy person you can ever met. She is my pretty girfriend, and for me she is everything, my sky, my sea, my earth, my heart, my body, my moon, my sun, mi love, my whole life. I dont know what to do without her. I love her very very very much, because she is able to make me happy at every moment. I fell in love just in the moment that i look at her, and i know in that moment, that she would be the right person.
I love you very much darling
Maitena i love you with all mi heart
Maitena by El papurri February 8, 2018
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