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Maidenless 

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.
Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft
Maidenless by Squambo March 7, 2022
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Maidenless 

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.
Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed
Maidenless by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

Maderotic 

Someone who is a madam by day but very erotic by night
There's only one way to describe that Lubbins. She is maderotic!
Maderotic by TheBadi May 16, 2019
When you are taking an amphetamine like Adderall and then smoke Marijuana later. This produces a mental experience characterized with:

1.) Open and free thought.
2.) Detailed and deep thought.
3.) Euphoria.

Your mileage may vary based on your basal mental capacity and current mental state; but in general, you will find that the content of your speech could best be described as witty and profound at the same time.

You should only take Madderall on weekends, vacations or in the late afternoon after you are done with professional obligations. Marijuana combined with Adderall produces a cerebral effect where you might feel that you are using a much higher percentage of your brain's sensory and processing ability. Adderall causes you to take in a high volume of information at an abnormally fast rate while marijuana allows you to process this information a deeper and more creative level.

In essence, marijuana negates one of the biggest draw backs of Adderall, the loss of creativity.
Madderall's effects are most useful in social settings where people are not socially reserved or conservative. Around people who appreciates wit and openness, a person taking Madderall will flourish and win over crowds.

Biggest Risk: Carelessness due to not paying enough attention to the details of your physical surroundings. Possible forgetfulness manifesting itself in losing your keys, cell phone, or wallet.

At risk population: People with certain psychiatric imbalances, particularly those with depression or manic-depressive disorder, should take greater caution since Adderall on it's own may induce a manic episode; the pot doesn't help...
Madderall by sammee m January 19, 2010

Maidenless 

"Maidenless" is a term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware game titled Elden Ring. It is a combination between the word "Maiden" and "Less" which combined could be translated as someone who doesn't have a lover/wife/mistress
"Unfortunately for you however, you are Maidenless"
Maidenless by Zelvaro March 5, 2022

mailer-demon 

An evil supernatural force that lives within cyberspace and randomly rejects sent emails for no apparent reason.
Dave: Did you email that hottie from Craigslist about hooking up this weekend?

Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me.
mailer-demon by Not John Vallone November 6, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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