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Rami Malek
an egyptian god who radiates big softie energy and deserves every single Oscar even though that’s impossible
Rami Malek by mishnovak October 26, 2018
rami malek
egyptian actor who played freddie mercury in bohemian rhapsody amongst other things. a real softie who only updates instagram once a year and calls a groupchat a ’textchain’. dating lucy boynton (aka the most gorgeous woman youll ever see). is also very passionate about the fact that they shot live aid on, and i cant stress this enough, the first day of shooting borhap. has a group of male friends
rami malek by abigsoftie January 17, 2019
Mahekpreet
One of the most absolute people you will ever meet. She/he has such an amazing, loving personality and are always the best to talk to. They also have the best advice and are continuously looking for the good in every situation. They are the most down to earth individuals and are always there to cheer you up any time of the day.
ps. they might suffer from slight memory loss
ps. they might suffer from slight memory loss
Mahekpreet?? What are we doing this summer?? ;)
Mahekpreet by arr326 May 14, 2021
Mahek
A beautiful soul, with a immensely kind heart and lethal intelligence. Wise, strong and cunning. She is athletic and motivational, as well as dedicated and persistent.
Mahek by Anonymous At Most October 19, 2020
Maleka
The best (friend) you could ever have in the entire world. So much fun, and so absolutely beautiful inside and out! Anyone with a friend named Maleka is so undeniably lucky. She is so selfless, supportive and kind-hearted, and truly has the biggest heart in the whole entire universe. Maleka's are very smart, talented, and always enjoy a good meme.
If you know a Maleka, then make sure you appreciate her!
If you know a Maleka, then make sure you appreciate her!
Maleka by okokhahaokokhaha October 10, 2019
Rami Malek
The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST DELICIOUS man to ever play a dead king in ANY movie. And the HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST DELICIOUS man to every play a gay teen on a TV show.
Woah... Have you seen Night At The Museum with Ben Stiller?
Yeah! And that hottie Rami Malek played King Ahkmenrah, the egyptian king!
He also played Kenny on the war at home!
Man, that guy is sex on a stick!
Yeah! And that hottie Rami Malek played King Ahkmenrah, the egyptian king!
He also played Kenny on the war at home!
Man, that guy is sex on a stick!
Rami Malek by Bananamananana April 11, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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