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Will absolutely break a girls heart while being bald
Mahkah says he will make you a sandwich which, will come back with a empty thing of milk and yell at you for drinking all the milk, until he realizes he in fact— drank all the milk.
mahkah by yourmomsmadbcyou69alvin December 21, 2022
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Honky Mahfah 

A derogatory term for white people used in Steven King's series, "The Dark Tower," used by a stereotypical black character from the novel.
"Y'all white bitches are a buncha honky mahfahs fo' teasin' ma nigga cunt wit yo lobsta meat".
Honky Mahfah by Kafkaxd October 17, 2009
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Makaha Valley 

A place located along the west coast of the island of oahu which boasts the best homegrown marijuana, cheapest 40 oz. malt liqour and most cigarette addicts in the state of hawaii, also nice campfire grounds in the "bushes"
guy 1: "eh i stay in makaha valley dawg we go drink tonight, can?"

guy 2: "shootz homie we can go grab budz from my friend and go bonfire"

guy 1: "rajah"
Makaha Valley by makahaboi September 14, 2009

Dirty Makkah 

the act of fingering someone in a graveyard, so messily that they become a lesbian afterwards.
p1: you know, I don't think I can have sex with guys anymore
p2: really? Why not?
p1: I was given a Dirty Makkah last night...
p2: oh...
Dirty Makkah by WetWillyCheese April 25, 2020

mahkameh 

a ridiculously beautiful women..who gets any guy she wants.
most likely annoying though. but uses her flirtiness to win the man over. and very experienced and knows what shes doing.
DAMN mahkameh knows how to tickle those pickles!
mahkameh by giggle! April 16, 2008
He is the most amazing person you could ever meet. He cares for you, he loves for you, he even puts you before himself. He’s been hurt in the past but it’s your job to make him see you are different... he’s trustworthy, loyal, and let’s not mention his sense of humor... oh and also those good looks when you meet a Mahkai never let him go no matter what if you do it will be the worst mistake of your life
Mahkai by Kaitecandoit July 8, 2019
someone who is gifted in many ways.
She was admitted to the Brown, Columbia, Dartmouth, and Princeton because she is Makahea.

Every guy fantasizes about a Makahea.
makahea by emericav November 8, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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