An often misunderstood person who suffers from life itself. Tends to think of oneself as a chick magnet, although he or she cannot
see that they are instead repulsing
people around them.
Does not suffer from any mental illnesses, however does
go through fits of stupidity at regular intervals, including bragging, insulting strangers, and pretending physical impairment. Pretends to excel at video games, but gets
owned in just about everything. However, he or she does succeed at failing.
"Johnny, that maziye, managed to jump out of his
one-story building again without his
mother catching him.
Maybe that'll knock some sense into him."