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nerdy little two goodie shoes who has an anime kink, spends hours analyzing anime characters preferably one piece characters and goons to them
usually found amidst no lifers with a discord job
1. look at that fucking nerd, must be one of those, the magooners
2. that guy is sweating so hard on geoguesser, he is a filthy magooner
magooner by VBtheGOD October 20, 2026
A dedicated fan to Maroon 5, apart of the maroon 5 fandom. This is a person who appreciates all members of the band Maroon 5 and is able to name each and every members, all of there albums and the name of their previous band (Kara's Flowers). This person will often "Fan girl" and owns Maroon 5 merchandise. They are often associated with directioners (one direction fans) or Beliebers (Justin Bieber fans)
Marooner- "OH MY GOD! Did you hear that Matt flynn, Jesse Carmichael, James Valentine, Mickey madden, Sam Farrar, PJ morton and Adam Levine are going to be preforming Songs about Jane, It won't be soon before long, Hands all over and Overexposed. Ryan Dusick from Kara's flowers will even be there!

Everyday person-"Who the hell are they?, all I know is Adam Levine."
Marooner by beotch from the ghetto January 2, 2014

magoobert 

A word used to describe almost anything or anyone, the meaning of the word changes depending on what tone of voice it is said in.
Are we still going to magooberts house later?
Stop getting on like a magoobert and come out tonight.
What’d you think of them yokes last night, where they magoobert or wa?
magoobert by CaseyMagoobert January 22, 2019

Magoonerbait 

to discretely, yet seriously lie to someone's face and let them believe it's true then say you lied
Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.
Magoonerbait by CadenErtel January 15, 2017
Bro that chick has a magooser ass
Magooser by Gunny Barb February 22, 2023
Another word for bullshit ; something dumb or that doesn't make any sense .
"I got a freaking 20% on my test !? That's some mafoonery ."

"This is some mafoonery."

"School is full of mafoonery I hate it ."
Mafoonery by BigDaddyAJ April 8, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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