Magnemite

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A sad excuse of a Pokemon that has magnets for arms, and leaves you wondering how they reproduce. Pisses everyone off because they can't get hurt by Earthquake.

When grown up, they'd have a permanent orgy with 2 other Magnemite, connected through their bolt-shaped penises.

Cristiano Ronaldo : Dude you have a magnemite! Magnemagnemagnemite!

Steven Gerrard : Fuck off pussyface.

Magnemite by Booglitoops May 28, 2009

Words you can keep

magnemite_life

you know, i think this guys favorite pokemon is magnemite idk about you

"Hey have you seen the new magnemite_life video?"

"Omg yeah they are so cool!! But I think they are a little bit too short :("

magnemite_life by citocitocitocitocitocitocito June 11, 2022

Related Words

Magnemite • magnemite_life • magnetate • magneted • Maremites • magmite • magnamiting • Magnetits • Magnetitty • Magnetity

USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

USA Magnited States of America by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

Maremites

A humanoid alien species that came to earth from the planet of Mare -which is located somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy. They have adopted the language and culture of the Netherlands. Their technology is more advanced than humans, but considerably less advanced than other equivalent alien races in the universe

I returned one day to find all my cows abducted. I suspect it was Maremites.

The Maremites UFO beamed up Jeremys VW while he was drifting out in the desert. We never saw him again.

Maremites by B.A Buchanan September 22, 2016

Magnetity

A person's draw or mechanical attraction to another person

Lindsay couldn't help but be near John; as her magnetity towards him was heightened from not seeing him in the past few days.

Magnetity by JDub55 April 23, 2011

Maremites

I returned one day to find all my cows abducted. I suspect it was Maremites.

The Maremites UFO beamed up Jeremys VW while he was drifting out in the desert. We never saw him again.

Maremites by B.A Buchanan September 22, 2016

Magnetits

Tits that are so awesome, you can't help but look at them no matter how hard you try not to.

Dude, how was your date last night?

It was fine until she got all upset because I was staring at her chest. I couldn't resist her magnetits!

Magnetits by Chubmonkey September 21, 2011

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026