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Magic Bus 

1. To "take the magic bus" is the act of getting VERY high. Usually referring to marijuana but can be used in other contexts

2. The name of a Bong held dear to ones heart that is used on a regular basis
dude, lets go over to my house and take the magic bus
Magic Bus by Shaftasm October 22, 2008

riding the magic bus 

To be completely under the effects of any strong hallucinogenic drug, such as LSD(i.e. acid) or mushrooms. When you are riding the magic bus, you are so tripping out, that you are able to hallucinate beautiful women in place of what in reality, are women who are tore up or broke down.
When Nick D was relaxing on his bed during an acid trip, he suddenly found himself actually getting laid by a very hot voluptuous bitch who just busted into his room. But unfortuantely, Nick D was so riding the magic bus, as he did not realize he was actually bumping uglies with an ugly, wrecked, hoodrat hoochie mama cheese hog skank!





Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.
riding the magic bus by Mark H October 19, 2004

magic bus 

A term used generally in the late 60s/early 70s for the hippy bus some kids owned to go get high in, especially during school.
"Hey Wally, wanna take a ride on my Magic Bus during lunch break? It's stuffed!"
magic bus by Morbidia June 2, 2005

Magicbuterol 

A common dose of Albuterol ordered by an enthusiastic yet underinformed wannabe physician in hopes that it will cure some unrelated illness or condition for which this drug is not remotely indicated.
I gave that guy an Magicbuterol treatment but it looks to me like his hemmorhiod is actually getting worse.
Magicbuterol by Lunger January 31, 2008
The Master memester, one of the highest caliber. There are truly only four words to describe this legend:

Memes, Cheese, Dreams, and Stale
"Dude, did you really make THAT bad of a pun?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, dont pull a Magicus."
Magicus by EmanuWill January 1, 2017
A Random Who is #1 for wins and has 30k ranked wins but still no masters but got #16 in Season 33 and will probably still not get masters from bans
Player 1: "omg MAGICDUST!"
Player 2: LOL 30K RANKED WINS AND STILL NO MASTERS
magicdust by magicdust January 16, 2019
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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