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Madicus Long
Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.
Madicus Long by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008
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Guardicus Manicus
This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.
Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.
Guardicus Manicus by klancecanonking June 27, 2018
magicular
magicular by A1_Mike_Hawk January 12, 2017
Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus
Yes.
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