Magicus

The Master memester, one of the highest caliber. There are truly only four words to describe this legend:

Memes, Cheese, Dreams, and Stale

"Dude, did you really make THAT bad of a pun?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, dont pull a Magicus."

Magicus by EmanuWill January 1, 2017

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Madicus Long

An alias, like Heywood Jablome or Mike Hunt, that can be given to the ladies.

Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.

Madicus Long by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008

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Guardicus Manicus

This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.

Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.

Guardicus Manicus by klancecanonking June 27, 2018