A common dose of xopenex ordered by an enthusiastic yet underinformed wannabe physiacian in hopes that it will cure an unrelated illness or condition for which this drug is not remotely indicated.
Doctor dumbass just ordered another Abracaxopenex treatment for a kid with a broken arm. Surprisingly the bones seemed to mend themselves during the treatment. NOT !!
A common dose of Albuterol ordered by an enthusiastic yet underinformed wannabe physician in hopes that it will cure some unrelated illness or condition for which this drug is not remotely indicated.
I gave that guy an Magicbuterol treatment but it looks to me like his hemmorhiod is actually getting worse.
A unit dose of albuterol with 2cc of holy water administered via small volume nebulizer to long term patients facing impending doom. Ideally this will reverse a terminal condition,however it very rarely succeeds.If it works , you just wintnessed an Albutermiracle. Not to be confused with the ever popular Magicbuterol or the up and coming Abracaxopenex.
I just gave old Clevon an Albutermiracle treatment and instead of taking a dirt nap it looks like he'll be back out and selling crack again in no time!