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Magic Meat 

Magic Meat is the term used to describe cheap/naff meat a friend or family member brings to a BBQ. The reason being that you'll see them put their crappy meat onto the BBQ and then like magic they'll have steak on their plates 10 minutes later.

They've come with crap meat and turned it into good meat - magic meat!
Person 1 - Oh god, here comes Gary, I bet he's only bought those 20p sausages from Lidl for the BBQ again.

Person 2 - Yeah but it's strange, he puts those sausages on the BBQ yet comes back with the best steak and ribs. Magic meat at work.
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magic meat sack 

an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.

Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal

Magic Meat Wand 

The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.
I love everything about you, including your magic meat wand.

Meat Market Magic 

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene
Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.
Meat Market Magic by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Magic meatballs 

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.
The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.
Magic meatballs by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Meatball Magic 

When you shove meatballs down women names hollys urethra
I performed meatball magic on my friends sister

Meatball Magic 

When you show many meatballs down people named hollys urethra
I performed meatball magic on my friends sister!