Magic Meat is the term used to describe cheap/naff meat a friend or family member brings to a BBQ. The reason being that you'll see them put their crappy meat onto the BBQ and then like magic they'll have steak on their plates 10 minutes later.
They've come with crap meat and turned it into good meat - magic meat!
They've come with crap meat and turned it into good meat - magic meat!
Person 1 - Oh god, here comes Gary, I bet he's only bought those 20p sausages from Lidl for the BBQ again.
Person 2 - Yeah but it's strange, he puts those sausages on the BBQ yet comes back with the best steak and ribs. Magic meat at work.
Person 2 - Yeah but it's strange, he puts those sausages on the BBQ yet comes back with the best steak and ribs. Magic meat at work.
by Mad Monster From The Deep May 5, 2009
an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.
Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal
Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal
I'm a magic meat sack!
by The Globlogabgalab February 9, 2021
The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.
by Jordan Rivers July 14, 2010