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majesticles 

The male version of Vajazzling. When you wrap your balls in tinfoil.
Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.
majesticles by anon April 28, 2010

majesticles 

Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack
Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"
majesticles by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008

Magesticles 

Noun - /məˈjestək(ə)lz/ - Two oval organs in men and other male mammals, which which produce sperm and have or show impressive beauty or dignity.
i.e. Magical Testicles
Magesticles - Noun - /məˈjestək(ə)lz/ - Two oval organs in men and other male mammals, which which produce sperm and have or show impressive beauty or dignity.
i.e. Magical Testicles
Magesticles by DrSKooT September 13, 2016

Majesticles 

Majesticles are defined as a trait of a man who thinks he's king shit. If you walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment, you are defined as thinking you have majesticles; golden balls.
"Mario walks around like he's god or something!"
"Yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!"
Majesticles by Westly Cole May 20, 2008

Magesticle 

Magesticle:a word used to describe something both magestic and gentle. Something truly out of this world.
Alix is such a magesticle person.
Magesticle by Your poggers friend:) December 4, 2021

Majesticles 

A hairless scrotum and gooch saturated in saliva and lubricant
His Majesticles were gleaming ass he deep throated his cock
Majesticles by Urbanelyawesome January 29, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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