Maes 

A Maes is a group of females, they are very annoying, and are usually weird. They usually have an Asian leader who is violent, a kind person, an annoying person and a random girl. They will usually travel in packs and must not be approached without a group or a flamethrower. Danger Level: 9/10

Man 1: "Run! A Maes!"
Man 2: "It's going to fast! It's gonna get us!"
(Both): Death

Maes by Lautenoral February 11, 2019

Maes 

Maes is a short and has a bad hair cut. he is very kind other than that but has a small temper.

Maes is so cool

Maes by superman99727223 February 9, 2023

Maes Hughes 

A great character in the famous anime and manga series Fullmetal Alchemist.
He's an incredible guy, an amazing soldier, a perfect father, and husband...
He's awesome.

Maes Hughes is one of the best characters in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Maes Hughes by BiahFMA October 16, 2019

maes b

where all the cool welsh kids go to listen to cool music during the eisteddfod

“ti’n mynd i maes b heno?”

maes b by hehe144 November 12, 2022

Mark Maes 

Someone who is a grandpa. Someone who got coined by the TAG.

Get The f outta my way. I’m Mark Maes

Mark Maes by Mark Maes June 9, 2020

maestrobater 

To conduct your penis as if you are conducting a symphony orchestra, usually to classical music.

"Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."

"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."

"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."

maestrobater by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

Maestro's Conundrum by boatbutter March 27, 2008