A Maes is a group of females, they are very annoying, and are usually weird. They usually have an Asian leader who is violent, a kind person, an annoying person and a random girl. They will usually travel in packs and must not be approached without a group or a flamethrower. Danger Level: 9/10
by Lautenoral February 11, 2019
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Get the Maes mug.A great character in the famous anime and manga series Fullmetal Alchemist.
He's an incredible guy, an amazing soldier, a perfect father, and husband...
He's awesome.
He's an incredible guy, an amazing soldier, a perfect father, and husband...
He's awesome.
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Get the Mark Maes mug."Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."
"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."
"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."
"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."
"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."
by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007
Get the maestrobater mug.The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.
Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
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