Maesu 

A Maesu is somebody who really thought they ate. Likely to google their name for validation or social media trends. Most of their romantic relationships result in disappointment cause they can’t comprehend what a red flag is. Might be asexual, should probably call their mom.

I don’t really fuck with Maesu anymore.

Maesu by YourNotThatGuyPal November 23, 2021

Maesu 

A Maesu someone who really thought they ate. Very likely to google their name for validation or social media trends. Their romantic relationships often end in disappointment cause they can’t comprehend what a red flag is. Might be asexual, should probably call their mom.

Why do you still talk to Maesu?

Maesu by YourNotThatGuyPal November 23, 2021

massu

the cutest person in the world.

Yeah, that's Massu.

massu by eirue mue January 16, 2011

masuku sagi 

A Japanese phrase which refers to someone who's attractive with a mask on but is ugly when they take it off.

"I was talking to this girl, but I couldn't completely see her cuz she had her mask on"
"Dawg, she a masuku sagi, she ain't actually cute"

masuku sagi by palabraplug October 31, 2020

maestrobater 

To conduct your penis as if you are conducting a symphony orchestra, usually to classical music.

"Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."

"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."

"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."

maestrobater by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007

Mansur 

Arabic word for "winner with the help of God/Allah".

A word used for mystical people with a dark and unknown past. They have the possibility to do anything if they put their mind to it. People are attracted to them. They have a very large leadership role to fill. Their followers are very loyal.

They can sometimes be jerks and assholes.

The coolest most swag person you will ever meet.

Someone that will keep secrets for you.

Person1: Did you here who won that medal this year.

Person2: No who?

Person1: Mansur

Person2: Didn't he win last year for something else?

Person1: Yeah he can do anything if he sets his mind right?

Person2: I heard he was a jerk sometimes.

Person1: He is still a cool friend though. Why do you think I hang around him.

Person2: I guess he is a person magnet.

Person1: A babe magnet too.

Mansur by Fixit1997 April 11, 2013

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

Maestro's Conundrum by boatbutter March 27, 2008