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Jesuit Mafia 

People that attended a Jesuit school and receive job opportunities and favors from another who attended a Jesuit school. It is a known common practice in the Northeast, as well as California. Schools noted for their Jesuit Mafia connections include Georgetown, Marquette, Boston College, Loyola Marymount, Santa Clara, University of San Francisco, Gonzaga, Xavier, and Creighton.
Person 1: How in the hell did Kyle get hired?

Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.
Jesuit Mafia by ajcarm March 14, 2013
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E4-Mafia 

The term E-4 Mafia refers to the network of SrAs, SPCs (and some CPLs) who do most of the things that actually get done in the Army and Air Force. Not all E-4s are in the Mafia, but by the time you get to E-4, they've probably done something for you, and by the time you finish being an E-4, you'll probably have done something for them, too.

They are the support personnel in positions where they know what is going on, know what is going to happen, and "know a guy" who can get things done that you need done.

Need a last minute appointment at the Dental Clinic? The E-4 Mafia has an agent in place that can make that happen for you.
Have a pay problem that needs resolving? The E-4 Mafia has a finance clerk that really knows how to get things fixed.

Need someone to take your CQ runner shift next weekend? The e-4 Mafia know a guy who's willing to do it for $100.
Have a new troop who's ate up like a soup sandwich? The E-4 Mafia know a guy who can train him.

But there's a dark side as well.
Have a supervisor who is a real PITA? Your E-4 Mafia can make his life into a little slice of hell. Appointments get rescheduled, supplies are not there for him, his POV always comes up for the "random" search at the gate, his pay problem paperwork stays at the bottom of the in-pile for two extra weeks, his dental appointment is with "the butcher" instead of the good one, he's always the last to get the word about anything in the unit, etc.
I was supposed to be PCSing in June, but my assignment got delayed, I couldn't get a resolution through normal channels, then the E4-Mafia got involved, a buddy called a friend at HQ, sorted things out, and my orders came through in two days.
E4-Mafia by WTF-O August 8, 2017

Big Easy Mafia 

Big Easy Mafia AKA Big Easy Mafia DOT Com is a premier fan club for the New Orleans Saints. The majority of the members are native to the New Orleans area and actually have black and gold blood running through their veins. You can always recognize members of the Big Easy Mafia by the way they greet one another with their signature phrase "Who Dat" especially during football season.
We are going to hang out with the Big Easy Mafia before the Saints game in front of the Superdome.
Big Easy Mafia by NOLAmayor December 4, 2014

That's how mafia works 

A meme referring to the Mafia City ads were a man says "That's how mafia works." This meme is usually associated with a "lower level object/person" and a "higher level" version level as that.
Susan: "Oh no I'm being robbed!"
Level 5 Gangster: *Scares the mugger away*
Susan: "Oh why thank you!" *kisses Gangster*
Level 5 Gangster: *Turns into Level 35 Boss*
Mafia Boss: "That's how mafia works"

Bills Mafia 

A family of Buffalo Bills fans all around the world. Devoted to watching the Bills, drinking beer, smashing through tables, and giving back to the community. Win or lose we still booze.
Bill: Hey Andy what happened to your charity?
Andy: Bills Mafia happened... Bills Mafia!
Bills Mafia by #BillsMafia December 2, 2018

Internet Mafia CAPO 

CAPO = Communist Agent Provocateurs Online

agent provocateur/ˌaʒɒ̃ prəˌvɒkəˈtə /Learn to pronounce noun

a person who induces others to be violent or commit an illegal act in order to incriminate them or discredit a cause" you people will start fighting amongst yourselves, not realizing that some agent provocateur is behind this"

Similar to the 50 Cent Party, The Internet Mafia CAPO's are paid to disrupt online Ethnic Nationalist platforms by impersonating nationalists while posting hate speech.

The fifty Cent Party, also known as the fifty Cent Army or wumao, are Internet commentators who are paid by the authorities of the People's Republic of China to spread the propaganda of the governing Chinese Communist Party (CCP)

The name is derived from the fact that such commentators are paid RMB¥0.50 for every post. These commentators create comments or articles on popular Chinese social media networks that are intended to derail discussions which are critical of the CCP, promoting narratives that serve the government's interests and insulting or spreading misinformation about political opponents of the Chinese government, both domestic and abroad

The CAPO's are usually high school or college kids who are involved with leftist groups like ANTIFA or BLM, they're really nothing more than keyboard activists who are sometimes paid a small fee every time they cause mischief online

This is PSYOPS 101
What's with all the hate filled racist posts, that person must be a CAPO!

Beware The Internet Mafia CAPO's!

The Internet Mafia CAPO's are at it again, promoting hate online!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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