Maevat91

She's a REALLY nice person but she's too jealous of my and @happilrry relationship. Big fan of "Take me home".
Fun fact: at first I thought she was American

@happilrry "i love you @liampaynelover"
@maevat91 : "your wife has kids with me"
@....... : "Take me home sucks"
@maevat91: "freak"

Maevat91 by Matit91 June 25, 2021

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Maevat91

A really nice person but she's REALLY jealous of my and @happilrry relationship. The biggest fan of "Take me Home"

@maevat91: "I have kids with your wife"
@happilrry: "you're just jealous"
@.........: "Take me home sucks!"
@maevat91: "freak"

Maevat91 by Matit91 June 25, 2021

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Maevat91

A REALLY nice person but she's too jealous of my and erin relationship. The biggest fan of "take me home". Fun fact: at first I thought she was American

@happilrry : I love my wife @liampaynelover
@maevat91: your wife has kids with me
@......: "take me home sucks"

@maevat91 "freak"

Maevat91 by Matit91 June 25, 2021

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maevat91

one of my fav moots but shes too jealous of my and Erin relationship, the biggest fan of "take me home". fun fact: at first I thought she was American

happilrry: i love Matilde
maevat91: stop they have kids with me
x: take me home sucks
maevat91: freak

maevat91 by Matit91 June 25, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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