madlonely

Being mad and angry at the same time.

He was madlonely when his lover left unannounced.

by SanJuanMountains January 9, 2021

Maloney Joke

A joke far worse than a Bova Joke

What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Denim Denim Denim... Denim Denim Denim
What a Maloney Joke

by Bova Jokes February 26, 2019

Ms. Maloney

The spawn of Satan, whom normally resides in the firey pit of hell known as room 305. Not only is she the spawn of Satan, but she is also a blood-relative to Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il. Her favorite past times include: torturing virgins, raping infants, and preaching her methods to adolescents. When usually confronted, she screeches "TYPE TYPE" and ear-drums are known to bleed. She is a horrible person, who loves to lick the tears of anguish from her student's faces.

Wow, she is SUCH a ms. maloney!

by ilovemathexceptnot February 5, 2010

eric maloney

Hairy and in the way

"God, get out the way Eric Maloney"

by MyOldHandle June 8, 2014

Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.

Shia Labeouf, Garett Maloney

by hotasian69 June 29, 2011

Anne-marie maloney

An extremely overweight irish lady, most commonly found in the midlands of ireland offaly, westmeath, a typical day in the life of an ann-marie would start in the fridge and end the day in the fridge

Leave of them chips or you’ll become an anne-marie maloney before you know it

by Anne-marie maloney May 10, 2020

Messy Maloney

A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.

"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"

by ThatJohnnyMo January 4, 2016