Madame Adam

A awkward flamboyant metrosexual male who enjoys creeping on people. Is often seen licking strangers and making them feel that their personal "bubble" has been popped. Has many friends, and enjoys sadistic llamas. Is attracted to a vacant piano like a moth is to a bright light.

Man: Hey whats that horny boy doing to that lamp post?
Friend of M.A.: I... I don't know. You stop asking questions like that when you're friends with Madame Adam.

by LaQuiQuiAndChips June 15, 2011

madame adam

a quacker, a yeeter, and an oofer
he gon hit u with that mia khalifa and he will skrrt u to death

AAAA ITS MADAME ADAM

by swaggyooferb0i March 1, 2019

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

An expression of lesbian pride.

Lesbian: Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!
Well, that was obvious, but I can't think of anything.

by Deborah! August 22, 2007

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

A phrase that lesbian women would exclaim to groups of people to express their defiant pride of their sexual orientation.

Antonyn:
Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!

When I was witnessing the gay pride parade, I've gotten really horny when I saw a bunch of half-naked to naked lesbian chicks marching down and screaming "Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!"

by Mark H July 17, 2004

Adam and Eve, not Madame and Eve

A term used to show disapproval for lesbian realtionships.

Sam: I saw a lesbian wedding on TV just now.
Wendy: Gross!God made Adam and Eve, not Madame and Eve!

by Jack Bond February 10, 2008

madam im adam

Popular palindrome

madam im adam=Hello Ma'am . My name is Adam

by Roseynosey August 8, 2016

madam im adam

the snobby bush dragon who like to tell stories about Mr. Snuggles, and make fun of tayla the hackham-ian.

1. adam said yesterday "madam im adam"
2. "zomg that d00d iz lyk totally acting like a Madam Im Adam. what a snobby bush dragon.. gee won't even fetch me a phucking cuppycake with a picture of a dinosaur and lots of icing. d00d!"

by ! S . A R G H . B 3 L L E . April 26, 2008