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Anne Marie has a Mad On because her boyfriend dumped her (again), she lost her job, and her pet goldfish ran away.
Mad On by AlJP May 22, 2007
Words you can keep
Noun, a form of eroticized rage. Where a person expresses sexual desire through a pattern of harassment and hate directed towards the desired individual.

Also know as #hateboner
The news anchor has a total mad on for that female politician.
Mad on by christostef August 9, 2025
1. To be so angry that one's blood pressure is so high that there is nearly a sensation of arousal.
2. To intentionally observe something for the purpose of getting pissed off and getting a mad-on, ie, watching the 700 club.
I read the Faith section of the paper today just to get a Mad-on. or I listened to Palin's entire speech. It gave me a raging mad-on.
Mad-On by Shiza and Friends March 5, 2009
Pissed at the world, Furious, Angry, Steamed
Anne Marie had a mad-on was dumped by her boyfriend (again), lost her job, and had her purse stolen.
mad-on by AlJP May 31, 2007

Mad On The Internet 

When someone gets upset on the internet, they are "mad on the internet." This is similar to being mad in real life, but never justifiable, and will always make one look particularly bad or stupid.
People are always getting mad on the internet at me just because I'm never wrong and know how to keep my cool.

Go mad on the lock 

Go mad on the lock - Acquiring a large sum of money in a short period of time.

(Lock suggesting bank vault door lock and going mad meaning breaking and entering.)
Adam: Hey, do you mind paying for my chicken nuggets?

Ben: Yeah man, don't worry, I'm about to go mad on the lock, I'll pay for your entire meal man, anything you want.
Go mad on the lock by rideF September 5, 2019

mad lit on god

What a Generation Alpha would say when something or someone is cool.
Hogwarts Legacy for the PS5 is mad lit on god on god no cap.
mad lit on god by Chodenji Man March 23, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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