Definitions by AlJP

Serial Texter 

One who incessantly uses the text feature on a cell phone to send text messages to an individual or a group advising the recipient(s) of their most mundane accomplishments.

Dude, Maggie the "serial texter" just sent me a message that she got her haircut; what's next, a text that she just dropped a deuce ?

Serial Texter by AlJP June 18, 2007

mad-on 

Pissed at the world, Furious, Angry, Steamed

Anne Marie had a mad-on was dumped by her boyfriend (again), lost her job, and had her purse stolen.

mad-on by AlJP May 31, 2007

high-waister 

A person who hikes the waist of their pants above their stomach, usually in a futile attempt to conceal a beer belly.

Dude, look at that "high-waister," his pants are hiked up to his nipples !

high-waister by AlJP May 24, 2007

Mad On 

Pissed at the world, enraged.

Anne Marie has a Mad On because her boyfriend dumped her (again), she lost her job, and her pet goldfish ran away.

Mad On by AlJP May 22, 2007