AlJP's definitions

Mad On

Pissed at the world, enraged.

Anne Marie has a Mad On because her boyfriend dumped her (again), she lost her job, and her pet goldfish ran away.

by AlJP May 22, 2007

Serial Texter

One who incessantly uses the text feature on a cell phone to send text messages to an individual or a group advising the recipient(s) of their most mundane accomplishments.

Dude, Maggie the "serial texter" just sent me a message that she got her haircut; what's next, a text that she just dropped a deuce ?

by AlJP June 18, 2007

high-waister

A person who hikes the waist of their pants above their stomach, usually in a futile attempt to conceal a beer belly.

Dude, look at that "high-waister," his pants are hiked up to his nipples !

by AlJP May 24, 2007

mad-on

Pissed at the world, Furious, Angry, Steamed

Anne Marie had a mad-on was dumped by her boyfriend (again), lost her job, and had her purse stolen.

by AlJP May 31, 2007