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macrovagina 

A vagina of extraordinarily wide caliber (diameter), usually demonstrating a canal depth that is just as impressive in magnitude (>7 inches). The labia minora and labia majora are usually spaced far apart, and the vaginal orifice, as seen externally while looking at the vulva, appears to be a round hole. During intercourse, a macrovagina can give the false impression that a penis is very small. Macrovagina is often demonstrated by putting large objects inside, such as fists, cans, or Louisville sluggers.
My penis is not small; she just said she didn't feel it inside because she has a macrovagina.
macrovagina by Jug Jugs December 15, 2008
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macrovaginal disorder 

An affliction where a woman's vagina is abnormally large or gaping.
My girlfriend's macrovaginal disorder made me feel like less of a man.

Continued fisting caused MVD (Macrovaginal Disorder) in my girlfriend.

You don't want to date her, she has macrovaginal disorder.

Microvagina 

A vagina small enough to allow a micropenis to fit inside of.
My micropenis would fit well in her microvagina, thank god!
Microvagina by BigBulge23 March 19, 2023

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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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