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Noah MacPhee 

The badass motherfucker who has the biggest dick in the country, also known to be a MUTHERFUCKING DEMON at NBA 2k20. Noah MacPhee will steal your girl and your wallet
Girl: I want to fuck Noah MacPhee

Girl 2 : ya no shit
Noah MacPhee by Noah MacPhee January 6, 2020
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Dale Macphee 

Good guy, but makes the most difficult assessments in mathematics history.

"Dot Your I's and cross your T's folks."
DHS student: Look at this 4th year university quantum mechanics theorem

ECV student: you mean Dale Macphee's math 11 quiz?
Dale Macphee by ZachAnderson29 February 11, 2021

Scott McPhee 

Scott McPhee is an autistic kid who really wants to annoy everyone. He did his sister and his dad left him at a very young age. He gets raided every 2 hours by his so-called "friends", except he has no friends. A side-by-side comparison shows that he is similar to Belle Delphine, which can confirm his future. His instagram is pure shit.
Scott McPhee, Get away from me!!
Scott McPhee by BigBurgerShambles August 22, 2019

mcphee mole 

The gigantic mole on Nanny Mcphee's face. Of all the disgusting stuff she has on her face at the start of the movie the mole is always the first to disappear when the little brats have learned their first "Mcphee-ism." At the sart of the movie she has the gigantic mole, huge buck "tooth," gigantic butt, and all types of other cosmetic nastiness....

By the end of the movie all her bodily grossness disappears and she is this gorgeous middle aged model looking woman (gotta love Hollywood).
When I was a little boy this ghastly looking pizza face woman said she was my nanny...she hit me with her cane and magical fairy dust engulfed the air...I choked on it and sneezed a big fairy dust booger on the Nanny's already wretched face. The next morning, I woke up and tripped on this huge brown squishy thing with what looks to be human hair growing out of it on the floor. That's when Nanny Mcphee materialized out of thin air and was conspicuously missing her mcphee mole!
mcphee mole by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012
fine as piece of woman.

enjoys dancing, partying, chedda

works hard fo' her$

alwayz lookin' fresh tuh d3@th. young stunna y'all don't wanna mess wit dis homey

a.k.a. m@c#33k, ch-ch-ch-chikas,lil mama'
Yo macheek wut ya' doin' 2nyte

i'm workin muh corner dawg, tell dat hussy to bring his chedda and shits goin' down. muh lip gloss loook poppin, don't it?
macheek by Vil January 15, 2008

Macpherson 

Scottish sex god, with balls of steel and nothing to lose. Mess with this mo'fucka and you anus will be ripped into the next dimension by his MASSIVE 10 TON COCK. Gaelic legends somtimes refer to Macpherson as the creator of orgasms and titty fucking.
OH MACPHERSON!
Fag 1: My cock is so big Macpherson is jealous
Fag 2: NO WAY
Macpherson by Santiago has no penis October 23, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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