macheee 

saying of the excitement when u see a fatass car.

* fat cat approaches *
me: "MACHEeE🎶🎶🎶🎶"

macheee by crveni rakun March 7, 2024

macheee 

saying of the excitement when u see a fatass car.

* fat cat approaches *
me: "MACHEeE🎶🎶🎶🎶"

macheee by crveni rakun March 7, 2024

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Steady Your Machete 

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010

Machete 

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

Machete by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

machete 

spanish word for fucking big ass knife

dude isnt that fucking big ass knife you have a machete

machete by vayne arelius February 13, 2010