Rawb2k's definitions

perfect rhyme

When two words sound exactly alike, they are considered to be a perfect rhyme. Perfect rhymes may have identical or different spellings. Hominems are examples of perfect rhymes with different spellings.

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. We can get a new couch, but not if it's blue."
Jen: "That's not a rhyme!"
Rob: "Yes it is. It's a perfect rhyme!"
Jen: "That doesn't exist!"
Rob: "Yes it does. Look it up in Urban Dictionary!"

by Rawb2k October 20, 2020

nose scratcher

Facial tissue specifically designed for nasal scratching and booger retrieval. The only way to scratch the inside of your nose without becoming a social pariah.

Dad: Stop picking your nose!
Son: I'm not picking! I'M ITCHING!!!
Dad: Then use a Nose Scratcher!

by Rawb2k January 19, 2021

maclunky

An unnecessary change that screws with perfection.

Greedo: I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Han Solo: Yes, I'll bet you have.

Greedo: Maclunky!

by Rawb2k November 12, 2019