mackspect

Pronunciation: \ˈmak-ˌspekt\
Function: noun

Etymology: Colloquial, a combination of the words 'mack' and 'prospect'

Definition:

1. An opportunity to flirt or hit on a girl.

2. Describes a female that is a likely candidate to flirt with or hit on, and potentially have sex with.

"man, lets go clubbin' tonight, i need more mackspects"

"dude, i'm adding angela to my list of mackspects"

"that girl hot! she is definitely a mackspect"

by TheRuthless April 22, 2010

Manspective

The opinion or perspective that your male friends offer on your new boyfriend or lover.

It can also be defined as a man's perspective on any topic related to men.

Nicole: My new boyfriend said he would call last night and he didn't. If he really liked me, I think he would have called. Keane, I need the manspective.

Keane: Ahh, not sure. He probably went out for a beer with the guys and left his phone in the car to charge or more likely, his phone was dead.

Nicole: well, he does play a lot of games on that new phone he got...

by MissSassy May 28, 2010

jackspecticeye

Jackspecticeye is the best YouTube you'll meet,he yells a lot,his real names Sean(look it up) and he's funny as fuck. Jack got his name from a spectic eye he had,did I mention he's Irish? Jackspecticeye is friends with markaplier,pewds etc

Fan girl: OMG JACKSPECTICEYE IS HOT
guy: jackspecticeye is awesome with his Irish accent

by Brown town 113 May 6, 2015

Manspectations

Things that are generally expected of men. Men should do certain things or act a certain way to maintain the expectations that other men have of them. A term which is usually used by one man about another.

'Paul is not living up to manspectations... just look at the condition of his lawn!'

by DublinMom October 12, 2009

Manspect

A term used to ridicule your friends when they do something less than manly. To be used in jest.

Hey, Bob is passed out after three beers. Manspect.

by Jim Riggly April 17, 2008

masspectorgraphiciscotopicdoublediothermaldiophonoscope

An awesomely long word that is the ultimate insult to any human being.

Person 1: You are a complete douchebag!

Person 2: Well you are a masspectorgraphiciscotopicdoublediothermaldiophonoscope!

Person 1: ...holy shit...

by Eddy078 July 2, 2011

maskpectations

The phenomenon where you experience shock (and often disgust) when someone reveals their nose and mouth after wearing a mask. This phenomenon can happen even after being with a masked person for only a few moments.

Did you see our new neighbor take down his mask to take a sip of his coffee?? It's like his nose and mouth did not go with his eyes! And those chicklet teeth did not meet my maskpectations.

by JJ Explains April 26, 2021