maccarthy

Has a massive dick and is super hot. If you are lucky enough to find a guy with that last name you are in for a treat

That guy is definately a MacCarthy

maccarthy by Feesh Feesh June 13, 2019

saxon maccarthy 

A hot ass guy that has an amazing personality and can make anyone laugh and turn your mood into a hype. Any girl would be beyond lucky to have him

Girl 1: I am dating this new guy. He’s amazing and hilarious as well as hot as fuck
Girl 2: He must be a Saxon MacCarthy

saxon maccarthy by Jams4Lifeee December 27, 2018

McCarthy’s Victory 

McCarthy’s Victory — the modern equivalent of a Pyrrhic Victory wherein one wins a single battle in such a devastating way that it causes the war to be lost. This term is an example of historical displacement.

The original term “Pyrrhic victory” was coined by Plutarch to commemorate the disastrous victory of King Pyrrhus of Epirus over the Romans in 279 BCE. Casting what must be thought of as the original “shade”, Plutarch spoke the following words in his writings through the mouth of Pome’s opponent:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam

Meaning: Another victory like this and I will lose this war.

Historical displacement is a phenomena that occurs when a major fuck-up — or victory — is surpassed in a more recent time.

The term “Pyrrhic victory” first appeared in the English language somewhere between 1880 and 1885. As a neologism it has stood unchallenged — somewhat based on the idea that no one could ever fuck up as badly as King Pyrrhus of Epirus.

History was wrong.

Or, to put Plutarch’s words into Kevin McCarthy’s mouth:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam.

To which I add:

Adfers quod volebas, tigris; Quomodo gustat?

Which means: You got what you wanted, tiger; How does it taste?

Teacher to the honor’s history class of Barack Obama Highschool in the year 2097:

“The term McCarthy’s Victory replaced the more classical term

Pyrrhic Victory as a neologism on January 6th 2023 — ironically on the 1st annual anniversary of the insurrectionist attack on our then Capitol, Washington D.C. This is an example of what is known as historical displacement — or to use a more colloquial term from that era “throwing shade”,

McCarthy’s Victory by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 8, 2023

MacArthur 

most possibly the most badass name of all time, anyone who wields this name must be a complete bad ass if not they are obligated to change their last name or else another MacArthur will come, an actual badass, and repeatedly kick their ass

Guy: dude see that guy right there he's a MacArthur
Guy 2: i can see, he makes Chuck Norris look like a little bitch

MacArthur by reidthecoolguy May 24, 2011

Kevin McCarthy

The GOP’s equivalent of Starscream, but without the silver tongue. They’d both literally do ANYTHING to become the head of their faction, no matter how foolish.

Kevin McCarthy would’ve sold his family to get the Speakership. Exactly the sort of thing Starscream would do. Both are constantly trying to gain power and fail multiple times before pulling it off. At least Starscream has his silver tongue.

Kevin McCarthy by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023

macarthur 

A Famous General during WW2 who was commander in cheif of Allied forces in the pacific, also Commander during the Korean War. He was the one who got the idea to launch an amphibious assault on inchon which pushed the koreans back to their own country. Noticable items he wore were sunglasses, a pipe ,and his militiry hat.

Quotes " I shall return"
" Old soldiers never die; they just fade away. And like the old soldier in that ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away, an old soldier who tried to do his duty as God gave him the sight to see that duty."

macarthur by Thats all i got to say September 7, 2005

Jenny Mccarthy

Child murderer

Jenny McCarthy killed over a 1000 children by saying vaccines cause autism, as a result parents didn't vaccine their children, leading to their death.

Jenny Mccarthy by dan419 May 12, 2015